Did I tell you that I’ve got a full time job? A most marvellous job in a most marvellous organisation stumbled upon most unexpectedly.

No? Goodness. I should have told you that.

Did I tell you that I am learning Arabic? Which pleases the lads no end, especially when they’re helping me with my homework.

No? Well, I am. I can’t believe I didn’t mention it.

Did I tell you that I’ve got a piece in the soon-to-be-launched, and I think it’s almost in your bookstore Kill Your Darlings journal?

I didn’t tell you that either? Oh. It really has been a while, hasn’t it?