So, in between all these bouts of backup madness, I was treated to ‘a show’. The ticket promised that it would be ‘the most halarias show in the world’.

It was called ‘The Disgusting and Rude Show’.

Before the lights went down, I was warned that it was ‘a bit PG’.

Which it was, featuring as it did, ‘the rude finger’ (all four of them) and farts live on stage.

I know I shouldn’t have laughed.