Things with which children who are being raised in a house where we don’t have guns and we don’t like killing will chase and beat each other:
Agapanthus stalks gathered on the walk back and forth from the bus. Indesctructible, no?
Knee-high East African fertility doll. Quite heavy and extremely noisy when it hits the ground.
Rolled up, poster-sized, laminated copy of the Universal Declaration of Human Rights.