The mister didn’t realise there was a separate cheese counter as well as the fridge, so he came back with this. I’ve never understood the orange-ness of American cheese. I find it rather disconcerting. As does eldest boy who said, ‘What’s that Mum?’
Anyhoo, and to make a short story longer than it needs to be, I have found that this orange cheese goes most excellently with Vegemite both taste and texture-wise, though in this example the effect is spoilt somewhat by the rye which should be replaced by the kind of thin white bread that never goes mouldy but always sticks to your tongue.