Here is a photo of a man leaning against a piece of statuary in the Tate Modern. Youngest is listening to the most excellent commentary written especially for children (go upstairs to level one where all the recorded commentaries are and ask the rather amazing people behind that desk, do not ask the man at the information booth downstairs because he will say, ‘Children?’ and give you an almost shudder then hand you a piece of colouring in paper and then almost vomit when you say, ‘Well, there are two of them, could we have two pieces of paper’), but he can hardly concentrate on it, because he is too busy looking at me, then back to the man who is leaning on the art, he is leaning on the art then back to me, then back to the man.

It was a most unusual sight.