Other than English

I’m desperate for the lads to learn another language. Properly learn it I mean. To the point that they can communicate in it. I’m not too fussed what language that is – even one with which they can only communicate with Oxbridge dons will do –...

Today is brought to you by nurofen and caffeine

Right you kids. To get us from Monday to Thursday, from Adelaide to Abu Dhabi, here’s how it’s gonna be. What I say goes. I don’t negotiate. I don’t explain. I don’t answer questions. Welcome to the seventies. .. .. ps lifted straight...

This should clarify things

It was cryptic I suppose, that last post, and no, being my friend on facebook wouldn’t help because it’s things to which I don’t have the public right, but that’s a further symptom of the broader issue. That is, most of my plans – both...

Friday morning (an hour in my life)

What’s a priest? What’s sin? Can I have a bandaid? Can I have a playdate with Oscar? Can I have a playdate that turns into a sleepover with Oscar? Have you remembered to put band-aids on the list? What am I going to be doing while he is at the birthday...