Ah, New Zealand, I see what you did there.

You heard us, didn’t you? All our ‘if Tony Abbott wins the next election I’m moving to New Zealand’ chatter made you worry. You sure put a stop to that option.

Well played, New Zealand, well played.

PS When Tony Abbott doesn’t win the election, you’re very welcome to come and hang out with us for a while until your next election.

And here’s something I’m just going off to think about: why, when we are so very similar are our electoral tastes so rarely in synch (of course first I’m going to have to find out whether our electoral tastes are rarely in synch, but I’m sure someone else has already done that work for me, I just have to find it).