who teaches them these things? by Tracy Crisp | Jun 28, 2006 | old school blogging | 2 comments Neighbour to youngest child: where’s your mum? Youngest child to neighbour: she’s inside, because she’s a wife. 2 Comments Pavlov's Cat on June 29, 2006 at 1:40 am The kid has obviously been reading Jane Eyre. Reply ThirdCat on June 29, 2006 at 2:04 am I knew that accelerated reading program would come to no good. Reply Submit a Comment Cancel reply Your email address will not be published. Required fields are marked *Comment Name * Email * Website Notify me of follow-up comments by email. Notify me of new posts by email.