It is pointless sending me an email me asking me to comment on an agenda for a meeting I already missed because you informed me about said meeting by leaving me a message on my mobile on which I have left a fairly clear message which says ‘if you need to contact me, please ring me on my home phone because not only is it cheaper to leave a message there, but my phone charger is lost and I can’t check the messages on this phone so if you leave me a message on this mobile phone I will not get it and I will likely miss any meetings in which you are asking me to be involved’.

You are a goose.