On the subject of my iPad, the mister’s father asks, ‘So what is the difference between that and a laptop?’

The mister holds his breath again.

‘The iPad is cool and plus the laptop has a keyboard.’

The tension in the mister’s eyes does not quite disappear.

On a completely unrelated note, the searches for the nutri grain nuts and bolts recipe are unrelenting. People, please. I mean what if the aliens land and they catch you eating it? They will want to experiment on you for sure, trying to figure out what lifeform can digest such a thing. Go and buy a packet of chips and upend them in a bowl. Srsly. Your family will thank you for it.